Did you know that facebook can display ads according to things your profile indicates you might need? For example, when I went from 'in a relationship' to 'single' once upon a time, it started displaying 'Hot Singles Now!' ads. Then when I got engaged, it displayed a bunch of wedding supply/photographer ads.
Well, now it's mostly displaying weight loss, food, and exercise ads. What are you implying, facebook? Have you been creeping through my pictures or something?
I also saw a little number about information on a 'sleazy gene'. What the..? Excuse me?
Stop bullying me, facebook!